Giftie #1: ‘Quixotic’ is so the best word you can make in Scrabble.
Giftie #2: It is not. The best is– Oooh! Ice cream truck!
Bayview and Eglinton Avenue
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Giftie #1: ‘Quixotic’ is so the best word you can make in Scrabble.
Giftie #2: It is not. The best is– Oooh! Ice cream truck!
Bayview and Eglinton Avenue
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Female shouting over cube wall: I like to lick the balls before I get rid of them!
Edmonton
Canadia
Overheard by: Hrew
Boss on phone: I am not your proctologist today, sir!
3500 Boulevard de Maisonneuve
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: the receptionist
Accountant, about a bruised banana: Oh, was it beating around in your bush?
Toronto
Canadia
Intern #1, breaking office silence: I want to go to the zoo.
Intern #2: I hate religion.
(intern #3 chokes and spits water on herself)
Toronto, Canadia
Boss: Call it ‘team environment,’ because I don’t like the word ‘culture.’ It reminds me of that other word. You know, what they call my church…?
Office manager: [Stares in silence.]Boss: Cult! They call it a cult.
Manitoba
Canadia
Employee #1: Do you smoke?
Employee #2: I don’t. Um, I try not to. Well, I did yesterday.
171 Nepean Street
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: chain
Female phone-monkey: Oh my god! There are animals there? I've never been to the zoo!
Call Centre
Kitchener
Canadia
Overheard by: Kryssy
Boss to bickering clients on conference call: Do you guys always eat each other out like that?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
CSR #1: I don't think I can carpool with Meg* anymore.
CSR #2: Why?
CSR #1: Well, Meg* either doesn't know how to wipe her ass properly or she decides to let a ripper go right before I get in her car. Either way, it's just too much to deal with.
Manitoba
Canadia
Overheard by: Wooderson
