Office girl, calling boss on phone: Hey! Uh… Help me out here. What's that research called that they're doing with the baby fetuses?
Boss: Umm… What?
Office girl: Did I lose you?
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Office girl, calling boss on phone: Hey! Uh… Help me out here. What's that research called that they're doing with the baby fetuses?
Boss: Umm… What?
Office girl: Did I lose you?
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Manager in office on phone: How, the fuck are you? (pause) Oh, you're in a meeting on speakerphone? Okay, call me later then.
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: QuietCubicleDrone
Manager: Who's Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Are they a law firm?
Toronto
Canadia
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Manager: Now why are we being sued on this one?
Employee: Because our client was at fault for the accident.
Manager: We have such idiots for clients! Where the hell do we find such morons to buy insurance from us in the first place?!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Coworker on speakerphone: He tried to put it in today, but he can't get it in the hole.
Boss: Didn't we give him dimensions, Chuck?
Coworker: Yes, we did, but they were too big.
Boss: Let's make a template!
South Carolina
Overheard by: AlyssaFaith
Female HR manager: He came way too early this morning. He was coming fast. And then he didn't have time to do what he was supposed to do for me.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Male middle manager on phone: You did it? (pause) You came!
Lower Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: badTiming…
Ex-Raiders cheerleader boss: Ugh! I can't stand the taste! It's like licking wood.
Burbank, California
Boss: Have triplets at once, get it over and done with.
Accountant: I'll have my kids one at a time, thanks.
Wellington
New Zealand
