Dante's Inferno Was Actually Set in Yonkers

Older lady: The bag can't go through the ass! I'm writing him an e-mail. He's taking this shit back.
Younger lady: Hey, are we allowed to drop the s-bomb on packaging?

Yonkers, New York

Overheard by: Jay B

Posted on April 18, 2022
Body Parts, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Weirdness

But Could We Not Have This Conversation at the Urinal?

Boss: You like that little tool, don't you?
Worker: The keyboard? Yeah, it's great.

Uniontown, Ohio

Posted on April 15, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Ohio, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

Judging from His Coffee Mug

College secretary: George loved my dip!
College rep: He also likes penis.

Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: it's true

Posted on April 12, 2022
Admins, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Education, Employees, New York, Smoking

Conveniently Stored In This Nacelle Under Your Fuselage

Manager looking at engineering drawing: Where are my nuts?

Everett, Washington

Posted on April 1, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses, Questions, Washington

Dear Diary– I Talked to Someone at Work Today!

CSR to IT guy carrying video camera on tripod: Hey, it's tripod man!
IT guy: What else can I say but thanks!

Insurance Office
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Dadn8tr

Posted on March 21, 2022
Body Parts, Customer Service, Oregon, Sexuality, Tech People, Technology

So I'll Be Out Of Work for a While

Coworker: It was so good I licked my box!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: confused but amused

Posted on March 18, 2022
Australia, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Why Gay Porn Stars Are So Healthy

Gay hairstylist: But people who have anal don't get prostrate cancer…
Manager: They only get hemorrhoids.
Gay hairstylist: That's true, after a while it looks like a cauliflower. But, anyway, we do not get prostate cancer, because the cock acts like a massage therapist.
Manager: Riiiiight!

Sao Paulo
Brazil

Posted on March 9, 2022
Body Parts, Bosses, Brazil, Compare and contrast, Employees, Gays and lesbians, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Physical Appearance, Sexuality

Three’s Normal, Right?

Well-dressed 30-something woman: So my son was like: “Mom! There’s this ball in my privates and it’s moving around!” So I told him to talk to his father because I want nothing to do with this conversion. So he says: “Dad! There’s this ball in my privates and it’s moving around!” and my husband goes: “Yeah -’cause those are your balls. Women have boobs and men have balls and those are your balls! End of story.”
Slightly horrified 20-something woman: Don’t you think that will ultimately confuse him?
30-something woman: I know, right?! Anyway, it was so funny… [Laughs] Balls!

Providence, Rhode Island