Truthfully, I've Have No Luck with Cocks in the Past.

Casting assistant on phone: Yes, that should work. I have had lots of luck with the cocks in the past.
(silence)
Laughing casting assistant: Oh my god! I just realized how that sounded. (hysterically laughing) I meant Cox Net, I meant the email address. Oh god, I'm an idiot. I'm so sorry, miss.

New York City, New York

Posted on February 9, 2009
Body Parts, Employees, Internet, New York, On the phone, Sexuality, Words

He Can Never Wait 'Til the End Of the Meeting

Sales guy: I couldn't believe it! In the middle of the meeting with Frank* there, he just flips his thong up on the desk!

Olympic Peninsula, Washington

Overheard by: good heavens

Posted on February 6, 2009
Body Parts, Meetings, Sales, Sexuality, Washington

Because We're Merkin Nine to Five?

Female coworker: Why does my box have hair all over it?
Frat dude turned suit coworker: Dude, that was awesome!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Courtney

Posted on February 4, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Suits, Weirdness

Now Behold the Wonder That Is My Nose!

Nerdy office guy: I showed you my back hair before, haven't I?

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: The office Gossip

Posted on February 3, 2009
Body Parts, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, North Carolina, Questions, Weirdness

Unlike the Rest of You Grabby McGrabbersons

Office bimbo #1, at an office potluck: Well, I knew she would like my buns better than John's. His buns are all squishy and white, mine have seeds and nuts in them.
Office bimbo #2: Well, I am glad she just kept her hands off of my buns.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Monitor of the Bore-atorium