He Showed up When She Ordered a Half-Italian on White

Waitress: My boyfriend is half Italian but he is mostly white.

Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: halfbreed

Posted on August 15, 2015
Blue Collar, California, General Idiocy, Race

11AM Order Books

Construction worker: Man, just being in this place makes me want
to learn how to read.

841 Broadway
New York, NY

Posted on August 12, 2015
Blue Collar, New York, Wishes

May I Suggest Decaf, Sir?

Suit: Why do we have Swiss Miss and Nesquik?
Warehouse guy: Ummm, they’re not the same thing.
Suit: How so? They both make hot chocolate!
Warehouse guy: Well, maybe cause Swiss Miss goes in milk and water?
Suit: So why don’t we just keep this around? It’s a multi-tasking hot chocolate!
Warehouse guy: Huh? Ummm, well, maybe people like the way Nesquik ‘multi-tasks.’ It can be put in cold or hot milk. Good for the summer.
Suit: And this can’t?
Warehouse guy: Dunno. Don’t think so…
Suit: Forget it! I’ll have coffee!

The Boulevard
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: CoffeeJunky

Posted on July 29, 2015
Blue Collar, General Idiocy, Meals and Snacks, Philosophy, Questions, Suits, Virginia

The Wrong Sort of Angel

Radio: ‘So if your life has been touched by alcohol or substance abuse…’
Construction guy: That’s me!

125th Street and Lenox Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on July 8, 2015
Blue Collar, Coworkers, New York, Substance Use & Abuse

12PM Asian Discrimination League Meeting

FedEx Driver: Gs prices are so expensive I am thinking about delivering packages on a bike.
Warehouse employee: You and your people should be used to that.

4000 Coolidge Avenue
Baltimore, Maryland