Coworker: So wait, did it happen on September or November 11th?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: J
Coworker: So wait, did it happen on September or November 11th?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: J
Cashier #1: So, how are you?
Cashier #2: Oh, you know — I’m still really upset about–
Cashier #1: –About that whole David* thing?
Cashier #2: Yeah, I’m still really upset about us breaking up.
Cashier #1: Oh… Yeah…
Cashier #2: But he called last night and said he’ll think about getting back together.
Cashier #1: Oh, well… that’s good, isn’t it?
Cashier #2: So then I drank a whole bottle of bourbon by myself in two hours.
Perth
Australia
Manager to another: I just took Tom*'s load.
Target
Australia
Boss, looking at photograph: Geez, look at the smile on this guy!
Peon: That’s a mustache.
Middlemount, Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: Glad he shaves…
Professor on phone: Do you know if Diane is right or left handed?
Office administrator: Ummm… I have no idea, why?
Professor on phone: Because I'm trying to figure out who left me this note.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Tilla
PR lady #1: I have nuts.
PR lady #2: That’s great, because I have a penis.
658 Church Street
Richmond, Victoria
Australia
Overheard by: Louise
Girl: How many pieces of fish in the six pack?
Manager: Are you serious?
Girl: Well, I don’t know what to say to customers.
Brisbane, Queensland
Australia
From inside copy room: Oh my god, my flap’s gone up! Don’t you hate it when your flap goes up?
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: EM
