9AM Back to Work

Engineer: Don’t make me laugh. It spreads germs.

700 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, Arkansas

Posted on October 31, 2014
Arkansas, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Science and engineering

A Game of Whose-Wife-Is-Bigger Really Enlivens the Workday

Underling: How big is yours?
Team lead: I don’t know, let’s see.
(pause)
Team lead: Man, that’s big!
Underling: If you think that’s big, that makes mine huge.
Team lead: Really? Let’s see it.
Underling: Okay.
(pause)
Team lead: Wow. You weren’t kidding.

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Overheard by: Jonathan

Posted on October 22, 2014
Arkansas, Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions

Not All In Living Color's Fly Girls Made It Big

Waitress: I wonder if I shake my cup around hard enough… Wait a minute, I don't know if flies ejaculate.

Searcy, Arkansas

Posted on October 20, 2014
Animals, Arkansas, Employees, Sexuality, Weirdness

When Will Those Long Nights at the Truckstop Pay Off?

Office girl #1: I have a canker sore.
Office girl #2: Maybe it’s herpes.
Office girl #1: No — I wish.

971 Coley Drive
Mountain Home, Arkansas

Overheard by: data entry girl

Posted on October 9, 2014
Arkansas, Bimbettes, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene

I'm Not Comfortable With My Heteronormative Lifestyle, Either

Office guy, as if about the weather: I'd be gay, except for the spooning.

Bentonville, Arkansas

Posted on October 5, 2014
Arkansas, Employees, Sexuality, Weirdness

If Hillary Clinton Is Elected President, He’ll Get Another Chance

Hydrologist: I wanted to be a flying monkey when I was little. I was like, ‘What do I have to do to be one of those?!’

700 West Capitol
Little Rock, Arkansas

Posted on September 28, 2014
Arkansas, Dumb Employees, Gossip

That's the Other Thing– She Eats All My Shoes!

Employee: I married her because I was tired of coming home to an empty house.
Boss: What? Get a dog, damn!

Arkansas

Posted on August 24, 2014
Animals, Arkansas, Bosses, Comebacks, Employees, Family

Innovation: Slightly Changing a Successful Idea

Coworker #1: I think I’m going to start The Arkansas Bachelor.
Coworker #2: Oh yeah? Women will be tripping all over themselves trying to get away from that.
Coworker #1: It’ll be better than just The Bachelor. Forget roses, I’d say, “Would you accept this Busch Light, Maggie Lou?”.

3685 Country Club
Fort Smith, Arkansas