Office drone, after colleague reacts in disgust to his loud burping: Don't be a hater.
Louisville, Kentucky
Office drone, after colleague reacts in disgust to his loud burping: Don't be a hater.
Louisville, Kentucky
Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog's medicine. The dog might need it someday.
Manhattan, New York
CSR: You'll need a computer to do that.
Customer: Like a real computer?
CSR: No, a fake computer.
Niles, Illinois
Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Sales rep telling another how to take control of his life: Dude, you just gotta bang the chicks you wanna bang, and smoke the smoke you wanna smoke.
American Fork
Utah
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
Admin to another, about stapler: Yeah, with that long black one, you really have to yank it hard or nothing comes out.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Is that so?
Customer: You really should read The Man in the High Castle. it's a great book, one of Philip K. Dick's best.
Barista: I'll have to read it. I'm a big Dick fan.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Isotope Feeney
Office lady #1, yawning: I don't know if I should get a coffee too, I just had a smoothie.
Office lady #2: Wouldn't you rather pee a bit more but yawn a lot less?
Calgary
Canadia
Secretary: Here, let me see it… You need to leave a hole in it big enough to fit a few fingers in, they always put their hands in it.
Male worker: Like this?
Secretary: Yeah, that will work… Now just stick it wherever you like.
Male worker: Anywhere?
Secretary: Yup, anywhere.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
