Woman in the next cube: Did someone just say “bestiality”?
Long Island, New York
Secretary to another: I wish there were a way to tell Word “don't print.” Like CTRL DP. (pause) Maybe that wouldn't be so good.
Berkeley, California
IT manager: Oh my god, look! They gave her panties!
Network admin: Look, they gave him panties too!
IT manager: No way! (picks up Star Trek barbie to check)
Tacoma, Washington
Coworker, during department-wide meeting: I didn't get that e-mail.
Clueless admin: Did you check your junk? Always check your junk. I never put anything in my junk.
Wilmington, North Carolina
Overheard by: L
Secretary #1: It's Friday, everybody!
Secretary #2: Shut up.
Secretary #1: Fuck you!
Secretary #2: I love you!
(both giggle)
New York City, New York
Office admin #1: The party really didn't begin until the cheese showed up.
Office admin #2: I agree.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: New Here
Secretary on phone: So… this Africa thing, is it going to fuck me?
Langley
British Columbia
Canadia
Hot secretary #1: I think if you push “release,” the call goes away.
Hot secretary #2: I wish I had a “release” button… then I might not have to fake it with my boyfriend.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: JDeez
Sales rep: Where's Eric?
Secretary: Oh, he went to buy a trash can for tampons.
Countryside, Illinois
Male lawyer, presented with basket of assorted candy bars for his birthday: Wow, Skybar, Fifth Avenue! I haven't seen some of these candy bars since the 1970s.
Cute secretary: I was checking out your Clark Bar before.
Male lawyer: I'm flattered!
Law office
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Big Larry
