Officer: Immediately!
Intern: Like now, immediately?
San Diego, California
Officer: Immediately!
Intern: Like now, immediately?
San Diego, California
Creative director: I think we need to remove the word “chillax.”
Ontario
Canadia
Reading tutor #1: It’s your turn.
Reading tutor #2: Shut up, I know. I’m thinking. [Places letter on Scrabble board] There.
Reading tutor #3: What’s a gee-ram?
Reading tutor #2: Gram, you idiot.
Lusher Elementary School, Lowerline and Willow
New Orleans, Louisiana
From inside copy room: Oh my god, my flap’s gone up! Don’t you hate it when your flap goes up?
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: EM
Female caseworker #1: It was so cute. The one kid wrote, “you are awesome.” but spelled it a-w-s-u-m.
Female caseworker #2, after pause: Wait… was that wrong?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Engineer on phone with supplier: Well, I didn’t mean to cram Siemens down your throat.
5th Avenue
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Guy #1: Shouldn’t you know?
Guy #2: Dude, I don’t know anything. I’m not a Sultan.
West Greenwich, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Stan
Boss to office manager: Oh, look, Clementine Clark is following me on clitter… Uh, I mean “Twitter.”
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Sandy Riverside
Receptionist: How do you spell “Thursday”?
Co-worker: Look at your calendar, genius.
3110 Camino Del Rio South
San Diego, California
Manager: So, can we finally take his picture off the home page?
Developer: What’s the matter? Do you have something against nipples?
Manager: I don’t even like the word ‘nipples.’ ‘Butter,’ that’s another word I don’t like.
Developer: You should meet a friend of mine. She doesn’t like the word ‘goggles’.
Centre St
New York
