Manager: My comments are below in red.
Office girl: And mine are written in purple.
CEO: My comments are written in cowshit brown.
Windsor
Australia
Overheard by: DesignGirl
Female grocery stocker to male co-stocker: I laugh when I’m nervous, I can’t help it.
Male co-stocker: Yeah?
Female grocery stocker: Yeah. It’s really bad on roller coasters, I crack up. And I always laugh before the first kiss… And I laughed when I saw my dog get hit by a car… But I felt bad about that.
Alton Road
South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: BARA
Employee in back room of shop: That chubby little boy who used to walk past my house every day is now a stripper!
Mount Vernon, Washington
Overheard by: HeatherC
Middle-aged cube rat, surfing the internet: A dog has no business looking like a cow.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: killmei'mbored
Office girl: So I decided to be different and do psychotropic drugs while everyone else did cannibalism. It was pretty cool.
Office guy (nodding): That makes sense.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Slowly backing away…
Man on cell: He put you into a headlock and gave you a noogie? (pause) You realize our son is eight months old? (pause) Okay, almost nine months but still he can barely move his fingers, let alone put you into a headlock.
Founders Plaza
East Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Bamber
Female coworker, making noise as she trips and stumbles out of cubicle: Sorry, I was trying to get out from behind my desk, but I had this juicy thing running down my leg.
Adirondacks, New York
Coworker: I like the chair idea, otherwise I'm afraid someone will get hurt.
Manhattan, New York
Dodgeball learner: So, are you allowed to grab the other team's balls?
Hanover, Pennsylvania
Cube dweller on phone: Ummm… The half-naked guy with the fire hydrant.
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shmendrik the Yenta
