That's Like Going Without Water!

Coworker to another, whispering during staff meeting: And no sex… Not even anal… (room goes dead silent)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on March 29, 2015
Coworkers, Meetings, Nevada, Sexuality, Weirdness

Meet the Inventor Of Mescalean Cuisine

Guy to friend: Just because I love mescaline doesn't mean I don't have standards!

Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on March 28, 2015
Friends, Substance Use & Abuse, Texas, Weirdness

Yeah, and I Used to Volunteer to Work Weekends

Coworker: I can't believe you used to swallow them!

Hicksville, New York

Overheard by: HR Laughing

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Oh, Just Put on Your Rock Costume and Hunch Over There.

Supporting actor: This is the first play I've been in where I didn't play a tree!

Orlando, Florida

Posted on March 27, 2015
Arts, Designers and Photographers, Feelings, Florida, Weirdness

That's What the Recordings Want You to Think

Service rep on phone: Yes, ma'am, I can find a salon near you. What is your zip code?
(sound of five beeps as woman keys in her zip code)
Service rep: Ma'am, could you speak your zip code, please?
(five beeps again)
Service rep: Ma'am! You are on the phone with a human being! Tell me, using your words, what you zip code is! (pause) Thank you, no, I'm not a recording!

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Another Rep

Posted on March 26, 2015
Customer Service, Customers, Offers and requests, On the phone, Technology, Texas, Weirdness

Eh, Once It Turns Around, We'll Be Suicidal Again

Drone #1: This sucks. I think I've run out of things to do for today.
Drone #2: I did that a couple of hours ago.
Drone #1: No wonder the economy contracted.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 26, 2015
Employees, Feelings, Illinois, Time Management, Weirdness

…I Have a T-Shirt That Says “Beer Is Food”

Coworker: Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying I'm a rapist, but…

Bloomington, Illinois

Overheard by: Watching her back on the way to her car

Posted on March 26, 2015
Coworkers, Illinois, Sexuality, Violence, Weirdness

And the Occasional Puppetry, Of Course.

Man on phone: I'm having surgery next week. (pause) I'm having penis enlargement surgery. (pause) Yeah, but I don't really use mine much anymore. It's good for taking a whiz, and that's about it.

Salt Lake City, Utah