Tonight, on To Dress a Predator…

Scruffy guy #1: So you actually wear little girl clothes?
Scruffy guy #2, nodding a lot: Yeah!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on April 17, 2019
Age and ageing, Clothes, Creepsters, Indiana, Questions, Weirdness

“There's No Room at the Inn, Bitcheeesss!”

National sales director, about company Christmas tree contest: Fuck needy people. This is about Christmas!

Bonner Springs, Kansas

Posted on April 16, 2019
Bosses, Feelings, Insults, Kansas, Weirdness

The Loincloth and Spear Were Also a Tip-Off

Associate attorney to boss: Hey! You're smiling! You must've killed a client!

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: The Receptionist Hears the Darndest Things

Posted on April 16, 2019
Bosses, Crimes, Death, Lawyers, Violence, Virginia, Weirdness

…Where's My Applause?

Female VP: I have about three nanoseconds to get to the washroom before everything goes very wrong down there. (later, walking back into the office, announces loudly) I made it!

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 8, 2019
Canadia, Executives, Office Politics, Time Management, Weirdness

…Pimple.

Mother on phone with family member: Look, you're going whether you want to or not. Just tell people it's a malignant.

Gaithersburg, Maryland

Posted on April 1, 2019
Family members, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, On the phone, Parents, Weirdness

Like Giant Dildos.

Executive director, discussing clients: We can't touch them physically, but we can touch them with things.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on March 31, 2019
Compare and contrast, Executives, Kentucky, Sexuality, Weirdness

Unlike White People, Who Pretend to Have Read Them

Black coworker, showing off book: It was on Oprah's Book Club.
White coworker: Oh, okay.
Black coworker, putting book under shirt: And now I'm hiding it, cos I don't read books. I'm black.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: sure, why not?