Chipper CSA: I'm showing you completely surrounded by the orange!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: They'll Never Take Me Alive!
Chipper CSA: I'm showing you completely surrounded by the orange!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: They'll Never Take Me Alive!
20-something Italian male, loudly: Why do you think I never wear shorts?
Groton, Connecticut
Girl: Oh, I've really done it now!
Friend: What?
Girl: Don't worry, you'll smell it in a minute.
Manhattan, New York
Drone: How do you get involved in the human organ market? Does someone just approach you and ask if you want to start selling kidneys?
Kingsville, Texas
Boss: These nuts are great. (yelling) I want some more of your nuts!
Oklahoma City, Oklahma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Customer on cell: Yes, darling. I do have to bring her home, she's our daughter.
Ontario
Canadia
Foreign assistant: I like when he says “prostitution.” It sounds like a delicious meal.
State & Madison
Chicago, Illinois
Manager to new guy: Come here. I wanna show you something.
Secretary: Don't close your eyes, don't put out your hands, don't put anything in your mouth.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: good advice
Ad sales guy: I'll never think about udders in the same way ever again.
Scranton, Pennsylvania
Clinical coordinator: Jerry doesn't like my box.
IT guy: I didn't say I didn't like your box! I just don't think we should let other doctors use it.
Pharmacist: I think that the doctors would just abuse your box.
Visalia, California
