Driver to another: Hey, sorry I hit your head with my little thing when we were playing earlier.
Kansas
Overheard by: dismayed dispatcher
Female coworker, about keeping bananas alive longer: I have a banana hammock, too!
World Trade Center
Arkansas
Overheard by: CorporateDrone
Manager to duty worker: Oh, and tell them we've got a few babies flying around so expect a call from us next week.
Sheffield
England
Trainee: So, seriously, can we talk about poop some more?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Angela
New office drama queen, on phone: Well see, I just found out my cousin has five different baby mamas. I don't feel bad about having two different baby daddies.
Seattle, Washington
Anthropology teacher: Yes, and when you see human remains… Actually, I have some bones in my car…
(class in stunned silence)
Student #1: Really?
Anthropology teacher: Oh, I always have bones in my car… I think I have some baby bones, too.
Student #1: I hope you never get pulled over.
Student #2: They'll think you're a serial killer!
Anthropology teacher: Well, I love dead bodies! I'll exhume you, I'll exhume him, I'll exhume your grandmother! I'll exhume anyone! (pause) Let me go get them.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: He really is adorable, not creepy.
Fisherman to another: So what was the transition like from fishing to prison?
Seattle, Washington
IT employee: Birthdays and anniversaries I can't remember for shit… But IP addresses? Those I know.
Austin, Texas
CSR #1, listening to “Pretty Woman”: I love this Elvis song.
CSR #2: This isn't an Elvis song!
CSR #1: Yes, it is.
CSR #2: Did you fall on your head?
CSR #1: I tore my mother's placenta.
Scarborough
Canadia
Overheard by: Cnote
