Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…
Plano,Texas
Overheard by: Steph
Coworker, looking through her purse: Huh…I wonder what this pill is for…
Plano,Texas
Overheard by: Steph
Coworker #1: So I have this recipe for microwaveable fried rice. You might like it. I'll bring it in tomorrow.
Coworker #2: Did you just tell me, an Asian, to make microwave fried rice?! Not to mention if it's microwaved, then it's not fried rice. It's microwave rice.
Coworker #1: Well you gave me that chicken recipe the other day, and this recipe looks good so I thought I'd share it.
Coworker #2: Yeah? Well, liquid poop looks good too because it reminds me of chocolate, but you don't see me eating it.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Suit on cell: I touched my toes for the first time in ten years last Tuesday.
Los Angeles, California
Leader of meeting to team members: Alright, team, let's keep working to get out of this backlog. The backlog is our baby and we need to get rid of it!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Managing editor to editor: The healthy one fell into the river, and the dead one scraped the side of the house.
Bennington, Vermont
Overheard by: proscriptus
Guy, while shopping: Naw, dude, the chainsaw really didn't go all that deep. It really didn't even hurt when it went in. My hand is healing up fine.
Jackson, Mississippi
Professor: So for Friday, you need me to get a big box.
University of British Columbia
Canadia
