Woman on phone: I'm not going to eat before something called “belly-buster night!”
Arlington, Virginia
Woman on phone: I'm not going to eat before something called “belly-buster night!”
Arlington, Virginia
Worker bee: Oh, this is an ear. I thought it was something else.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: usual suspect
Employee #1: Do you ever have dreams about losing your teeth?
Employee #2: Um, no.
Employee #1: I feel as if they are inadequate.
12012 Sunset Hills Road
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Manager: Yes, he's alive because he ate monkey shit.
Granby Street
Norfolk, Virginia
Finance clerk: I couldn't get it up!
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Receptionitis
IT: That’s “Venus”, our main file server.
Architect: Why is it called “Venus”?
IT: Becuase it’s a big black bad-ass server.
603 King Street
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: Charles Warren
Editor to legal reporter: Did you write the story about whether sex was a major life activity?
Crystal City, Virginia
Insurance agent on phone: Garbage? You said garbage? But if it’s garbage, why would you need to insure garbage??
East Little Creek Road
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: kim
Manager: Since I don't have any feelings or emotion, it kinda doesn't get in the way.
Richmond, Virginia
