I Gotta Say, She Gives Me Hope

Secretary on phone to other secretary: Yeah, I know, like he wants us to go out and pull people off the street to get them in here… What the fuck? (pause) Oh, the hooker who works at the corner by the station is still alive, I saw her the other day, some dude dropped her off out front, she got out wiping her mouth, ewwww, it was totally nasty! But she's still alive!

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Posted on September 18, 2014
Admins, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Office Politics, On the phone, Sexuality, Violence

11AM Strategy Meeting

Project Manager: He needs to step into my office. The office of my fist. If he messes with my developer one more time, I’m gonna drop him like a bad habit. And by “drop” I mean “drop kick”. And by “bad habit” I mean “communist hobo”.

1375 Peachtree Street NE
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 16, 2014
Bosses, Georgia, Gripes, Hiring & Firing, Threats, Violence, Words

…Into the Wood Chipper

Community relations sergeant to assistant police chief, regarding project: Just wanted to know if we need to shoot it in the head and roll it off the table…

Arlington, Texas

Posted on September 7, 2014
Cops, Questions, Texas, Violence, Weirdness

Who Hasn't?

Coworker: I had a bad experience with a potato gun.

Carmel, Indiana

Overheard by: Kairow

Posted on September 5, 2014
Coworkers, Indiana, Violence, Weirdness

Dude, You’re on Speakerphone

Brit at end of conference call: I’m so glad I don’t have to hear that bloody cow anymore.
Large chick: Uh…I’m still here and heard that.

Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Mad Phat Pat

Posted on September 3, 2014
Default, Feelings, Insults, Massachusetts, On the phone, Violence

I Will Need Additional Information to Arrive at a Decision

Exec: I’ll be right back, so don’t lock me out.
Cleaning lady: If I knew who the hell you were, maybe I’d consider it.
Exec: I’m the reason you have a job.

725 East 40th Street
Holland, Michigan

Overheard by: INTERN