Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Radio operator, during long C-130 flight: Pilot…
Pilot: Go.
Radio operator: Can we do a snap roll?
Pilot: Yes, but only once.
Alaska
Office secretary: You would think with all the tourists they get in Hawaii you would see more out-of-state license plates.
West Bend, Wisconsin
Doctor: I'm thinking about going up to Austin this weekend.
Nurse #1: What's in Houston?
Doctor: Austin.
Nurse #2: What about Houston?
Doctor: Austin!
Smart-ass tech: Boston?
Lackland Air Force Base, Texas
Overheard by: Geographically Declined
Office girl #1: I took the elevator down here.
Office girl #2: Oh, I know where it goes up, but where does it go down?
Office girl #1: The same place it goes up.
Office girl #2: Oh!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Theresa Coiro
Boss, walking by: If I'm going to go to Jupiter I'll have to leave the office.
Chico, California
Overheard by: Corgi
Employee #1: I heard that each time you travel overseas, you lose seven years of your life.
Employee #2: What about pilots?
Manhattan, New York
Lady #1: How do I go there?
Lady #2: Take a train.
Lady #1: But I'm not sure where it goes.
Lady #2: I think it goes to the train station up there.
Lynchburg, Virginia
Attorney, discussing potential vacation destinations: So, I was thinking Finland.
Paralegal: That's great. You know, one of my cousins spent a month in Iceland.
Attorney, exasperated: Iceland is way different from Finland: One's like an island, the other is like an isthmus.
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Overheard by: Betsy
President: Yeah, we took that picture after we went to that stupid place in New York. Remember that?
CEO: Oh yeah, that place… That sex place!
Marketing coordinator: You mean the Museum of Sex?
President: God, yes! You've been there?
Marketing coordinator: Yeah… It was really kind of cool.
CEO: No, no, no, it was bo-ring. There were all these pictures, and words, and art…
Marketing coordinator: Oh, I see your confusion… That was the museum part.
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Not Surprised
Speaker for sales meeting: Just consider Mastercard. You know, “Plane ticket to Boca Raton: 400 dollars. Doing it with you grandpa: priceless.”
Bellevue, Washington
