Receptionist shouting down hallway: Stop talking about me, Cindy*! I can hear you talking about me!
Cindy: [Keeps talking.]Receptionist: [Rings Cindy.]Cindy: Hello?
Receptionist: Stop talking about me — I can hear you talking about me!
Cindy: Who is this?
Douglas Street
Milton
Australia
Overheard by: Supaflyrocksta
Baby mama to friend: These little boy clothes is so cute! If I have a boy I am going to name him D’jon, ’cause I love mustard!
Baby Gap
Towson, Maryland
Cube rat: Are you threatening my life?!
Female drone: No! I am threatening your position in this office!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Photographer: Well, you don't want to get blood all over your car…
Newspaper
Delaware
Senior Manager: [Justine] just asked me if you heard from the Miami system about the problem we had on Friday afternoon.
Manager: No. They were preparing for Wilma to hit them…oh, about now.
1400 Walnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Supervisor to staff member: Leave me alone or I will spit my nastiness on you.
Mclean, Virginia
Office girl in stall: Fuck this! Fuck you, uterus! I’ll kick your ass!
16th Street
Tempe, Arizona
Office worker to colleague: Hey, is it okay to put tinfoil in the microwave?
Office manager, from the kitchen: Fire!
Northern Canadia
