Man leaving bathroom: Find your floppy?
Man entering bathroom: Nope.
McDonald's Drive
Oakbrook, Illinois
Man leaving bathroom: Find your floppy?
Man entering bathroom: Nope.
McDonald's Drive
Oakbrook, Illinois
Manager: How dare my BlackBerry not know how to spell “transvestite?” That's just rude.
Berkeley Heights
New Jersey
(at 11:11 am)
Admin #1: My clock is broken!
Admin #2: Really?
Admin #1: Yes, it's showing all ones!
Bedford, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Trapped In My Cube
Woman in cubicle: Does it feel good to have the mouse run down there?
Honolulu Credit Union, Hawaii
Female cube dweller: See! If I click “okay”, it'll knock me up!
Dublin, Ohio
Copier guy (about malfunctioning copier): I'm going to turn this copier off for a while so it can think about itself.
San Francisco, California
Boss: You have to press the asserkist key. It's on top of the 8.
Nanaimo
BC
Canadia
Sales VP: You know, Dave* in IT has a navigation tool you can use to help you with that project.
Marketing VP: Great! (mutters note to self) Must ask Dave to show me his tool.
(CEO starts giggling uncontrollably)
Lexington, Massachusetts
Overworked admin: I typed up that document for you.
Stressed-out peon: Thanks for saving me several hours of incompetent, fat, fingering.
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: Roma Tekovi
Busy mother on phone: No, I don't want some damn wizard to clean up my desktop. I said no, go away.
Satellite Boulevard
Duluth, Georgia
