From inside copy room: Oh my god, my flap’s gone up! Don’t you hate it when your flap goes up?
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: EM
From inside copy room: Oh my god, my flap’s gone up! Don’t you hate it when your flap goes up?
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: EM
General manager to production supervisor: You really need to come by my house after work and smell my microwave.
Dade City, Florida
Overheard by: Skip
Coworker asking about wireless: I know absolutely nothing about wireless here; my computer is very wireful.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: ED
Woman: So I had sex with the older guy.
Man: What? When was that?
Woman: Like a couple weeks ago.
Man: I can’t believe you didn’t tell me! You didn’t even text me…you know, I e-mail you all my sex.
United Nations
New York, NY
Engineer on phone with supplier: Well, I didn’t mean to cram Siemens down your throat.
5th Avenue
Calgary, Alberta
Canadia
Boss: So what’s the going rate for hiring midgets these days?
Boss: Yeah, I’m sure you can just fire up Google and type in “Midget to hire tri-state” and somthin’s gonna pop up.
12 East 46th Street
New York, NY
Woman in elevator, pointing to sonogram picture: What is that?
Man showing the sonogram: Oh, she is holding his testicle.
Dallas, Texas
Computer-whiz colleague: You should do program-testing while I'm here, then I can come and help you with any problems.
Serious colleague: So, you don't mind being grabbed?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Co-worker #1: User Name is your username, and Password is your password.
Co-worker #2: That sounds easy enough.
Co-worker #1: .And if you forget, I have it on a yellow stickie.
75 Hawthorne Street
San Francisco, California
Supervisor to art director, while playing with digital camera: I am also deleting these photos, well–they should have been deleted a long time ago–but those ones of me on my knees.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
