Guy #1: God, I’m so tired. I feel like I just ran the Tour de France.
Guy #2: Yeah, I’d love to see you get hit by a bunch of bikes.
737 Main St.
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: chris b
Guy #1: God, I’m so tired. I feel like I just ran the Tour de France.
Guy #2: Yeah, I’d love to see you get hit by a bunch of bikes.
737 Main St.
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: chris b
Sales guy: When I was in Princeton [NJ], I worked out every day and I still gained 7 pounds.
Engineer: I gained seven pounds and I didn’t work out at all.
Sales guy: That’s why you’re an engineer!
350 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Coworker to another: So I guess equestrian events have become real popular since Michael Phelps became famous?
Manhattan, New York
White guy: I cried when the Giants won.
Older Chinese lady: I thought you'd only cry when your girlfriend refuses you.
San Francisco, California
Sporty employee: I have a swim meet and I'm not ready for it.
Wiseguy employee: Why don't you swim home?
Sporty employee: I would never swim in this water.
Wiseguy employee: That's not the talk of a champion!
Manhattan, New York
Kid in front row: Wow! Did you see him headbutt the ball?
Kid's friend: I could see right up his nostrils. He had boogers!
Kid's mother: So this is why we got front row seats…
Sydney Football Stadium
Australia
Overheard by: Third row from the front
Boss: So I have this client, and he's kind of slightly mentally retarded, and he's a huge Cubs fan…
Underling, not missing a beat: That's like saying “I need to go the to the ATM machine to get cash money so I can pay for my beef with au jus.”
Boss, blinking and frowning: I don't get it. And I'm a Cubs fan!
Wicker Park
Chicago, Illinois
Office drone: During NASCAR I'm the designated driver, because I'm on drugs!
Sand Springs, Oklahoma
Coworker #1: So my wife decided to start doing yoga. Now she wants to join a yoga studio.
Coworker #2: Isn't she already a member of Life Time Fitness?
Coworker #1: Yes, but they don't have hot yoga there.
Coworker #2: Ah. Is that like yoga for just hot people?
Denver, Colorado
Sales rep: Have you ever seen a NASCAR driver in person?
NASCAR fan sales rep: I got close enough to Jeff Gordon to see his nose hairs.
Cubeville
Georgia
