PR Male: Why are you sending the reporter these pictures?
PR Female: I'm just trying to hook her.
PR Male: What?
Wilmington, Delaware
PR Male: Why are you sending the reporter these pictures?
PR Female: I'm just trying to hook her.
PR Male: What?
Wilmington, Delaware
Receptionist on phone: I know, this piercing is the best! Now whenever I have sex with someone really stupid, they are bound to find it!
The Generator Hostel
London, England
Overheard by: JJK
Elderly worker: I just teabagged myself! (referring to actually dropping a tea bag on herself)
Pipersville, Pennsylvania
New mommy: So when's your baby due?
Pregnant lady: The doctor said I may have to have a c-section as my public bone isn't big enough for normal delivery.
Brentwood, Tennessee
Rep #1: I hope we won't be bored today.
Rep #2: Don't worry, I brought things to entertain us.
Rep #1: Does that mean you are finally going to sleep with me today?
Sarasota, Florida
Overheard by: Scared of entertainment
Art teacher, looking at another eating Pringles: Pringles are the perfect chip, based on the texture, shape, and lines. They fit perfectly in your mouth.
History teacher: I don't know. If you asked me, I'd just prefer a Lay.
Teacher's Lounge
Marvell, Arkansas
Overheard by: They Let Me Teach Children
Coworker #1: How's the new dog?
Coworker #2: It's a shitload of work. I haven't been out in weeks.
Coworker #1: Really? That sucks!
Coworker #2: I think my dog is turning me asexual.
Washington, DC
Security guard: I walked in on him making love to a mannequin, so I kicked the shit out of him.
Hazeldean Mall
Kanata, Ontario, Canada
CSR: No, you aren't going to find Jesus until you stop being gay. Just remember to do your affirmations every day, and Jesus will appear to you (signals with hand) and let you know when to stop doing them.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: VINCENT B.
Male coworker, looking at new office desk: That's a really sturdy desk.
Female coworker: Yeah, you could totally do it on that desk.
Male coworker (pausing): Wow, that's kind of awesome that you said that.
Santa Barbara, California
