Elderly woman, exiting bathroom and laughing: Oh, that's just great for someone like me, who's single, selfish and horny!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: what were they talking about..??
Elderly woman, exiting bathroom and laughing: Oh, that's just great for someone like me, who's single, selfish and horny!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: what were they talking about..??
Computer guy #1: I can’t see the hard drive on this network.
Computer guy #2: Well, the problem is that the disk isn’t mounted. First you have to mount Claire*.
Claire: Hey!
Computer guy #2: Claire is the name of the office hard drive.
701 South Mount Vernon Avenue
San Bernardino, California
Overheard by: Amused
Coworker #1, in copier room: That copier needs some KY.
Coworker #2: (hysterical laughing)
Coworker #1: Oh, no! I meant WD-40. I always do that!
Richmond, Virginia
Cube rat #1: So tell me, Bob, you're a college basketball official. Which school in the Big 12 has the worst behaved students.?
Cube rat #2: Well, you would be surprised. It's Baylor.
Cube rat #1: Baylor is a Baptist college… You would think they would be better behaved. Cube rat #2: Well, they are just frustrated because they don't get any… (long pause) championships.
Greenville, Texas
Overheard by: Mike
Woman, about phone: My vibrator's not really working.
Man: What?
South Glens Falls
New York
Coworker on phone: He had two career ideas: one was to start an internet porn site, and the other was to become a priest.
Syracuse, New York
IT to sales: If you leave two mammals in a room together, eventually they will screw.
Victoria
Canadia
Developer: Surprisingly, in the competitive field of musical sodomy there are very few entries.
Terre Haute, Indiana
Employee: Hi, can I help you?
Customer’s cell rings.
Customer: Hold on a sec… [answers cell] Hey! did you talk to Jeremy*? He is pissed at you… Why? ‘Cause you put gay shit all over his MySpace! There is a guy with a huge dick on his MySpace! Yeah! You better help him get it off ’cause he doesn’t know how! Okay, bye.
Employee: Uhhh…
Customer: Yeah, can I get a sundae, please?
1050 Montauk Highway
Copiague, New York
Overheard by: i hate customers…
Field service tech: It also says to clean and lubricate shaft.
San Diego, California
