He Doesn't Dig Me, I'm Afraid

Male manager: I just love pushing your button! (sticks finger in his mouth, makes a popping sound and then makes a stabbing motion with it)
Female supervisor: My husband does that, and it drives me bananas!

North Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: thatshowyoudoit?

Posted on June 9, 2020
Arizona, Body Parts, Bosses, Family, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

We Can't Have Radio Control Cars Zipping Down the Hallways

Admin assistant: So, the batteries are in that bin over there when you need them, you know, for office uses and stuff.
Boss: Yeah, no personal use for your…personal toys.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Kimberly

Posted on June 1, 2020
Admins, Bosses, California, Sexuality, Weirdness

At Telekinetic Typing School

Woman to friend: I can do it now without using my finger…I'm getting better!

Austin, Texas

Posted on May 20, 2020
Body Parts, Friends, Sexuality, Texas

Speaking of Porn Addicts

Consultant on phone with spouse: Oh, I’m just reading a blog post about a woman flying from San Francisco to Newark, and this guy sitting next to her starting to watch hardcore porn on his laptop… Well I’d hope he was wearing headphones! Did your father feed the baby yogurt again?

5th and Market
San Francisco, California

Posted on May 19, 2020
California, Consultants, Default, Family, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

It's on the I-Have-No-Values Menu

Princess of purchasing: I'm going to McDonald's tomorrow and demanding a gangbang!

Drippings Springs, Texas

Overheard by: Interested to see how that works out

Posted on May 19, 2020
Employees, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Texas

Sexuality