Overtly loud coworker: Oh, it smells good back here… Are you burning something?
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: Light one Up!
Overtly loud coworker: Oh, it smells good back here… Are you burning something?
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: Light one Up!
Trainer to another: Well, after she threw up on me, it made it hard for me to kiss her afterwards.
Kentucky
Cube rat #1: These nuts taste old.
Cube rat #2: What did you just say?
Cube rat #1: Nothing.
Detroit, Michigan
Sales guy #1: I wonder what milk would taste like if the cow ate an orange.
Sales chick: Would a cow even eat an orange?
Sales guy #2: Oh, yeah, they'll eat the hell outta them!
Sales guy #1: I guess it would taste like a creamsicle… Mmm-mmmm.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: I don't want to know how this started..
40-something male office runner: I really like your smelly lotion.
20-something female office runner: Eh… thanks.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Laura
Office chick: Welcome to imports. Please enjoy the music while you slowly lose your fucking mind.
Guy: I know. I have a bad feeling about this.
Office chick: Yeah… I usually wake up with that.
Boston, Massachusetts
Woman in bathroom: Smell that peach! You know it's clean!
Pflugerville, Texas
Coworker, about iPod: So, you put in the headphones and you hear music?
Colchester, Connecticut
Overheard by: MixteryMike
Boss: Do you have any gum? I smell like tuna.
Secretary: Yes?
Boss: Thanks, I don't understand why I smell like tuna, I haven't eaten any today…
Reston, Virginia
Male manager: It was good, it tasted nice.
Male employee: It tasted like ass?
Male manager: No, it tasted nice.
Male employee: Oh, I don't like ass and I thought you were trying to appeal to my homosexuality.
Chicago, Illinois
