Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Peon: Don't get stoned with two birds in one throw. (pause) Wait…
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Boss to underling: That's a man hug right there. That's a nipple bump!
Manhattan, New York
Coworker on phone with husband: Be careful with that thing. Once you get it up you can't get it back down.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Cube monkey: I feel like I can't go to the bathroom by myself anymore.
Chicago, Illinois
Engineer #1: I call it a Sloppy Jose.
Engineer #2: Dude… Not cool.
Engineer #1: What? It's spicier.
Burnsville, Minnesota
Overheard by: Kind of Hungry now
Male coworker to cube farm: Wow! This fireball is hot, I'm going to have to walk this one off.
Rockville, Maryland
Office guy: Why are you walking like that?
Office girl: I worked out on Saturday and my calves are like little balls of pain.
Orlando, Florida
Woman #1 in charity shop: He was in here for a long time, behaving oddly, and the other chap kept coming in and whispering to him and I was worried they were gonna steal something.
Woman #2 in charity shop: So he wasn't?
Woman #1 in charity shop: No, he was having a panic attack and the other one was his carer.
Woman #2 in charity shop: What was wrong with him?
Woman #1 in charity shop: I think he may have been homophobic…
London
England
Secretary: Couldn't you just drop a little acid and get the same effect?
Kansas City, Missouri
