Supervisor: Now, you will never truly experience hallway sex until you're married.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Supervisor: Now, you will never truly experience hallway sex until you're married.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Female coworker #1: So, what do you think about Henry?
Female coworker #2: He’s an odd egg, but a good egg — at least when he’s not licking people.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Employee #1: My god, I smell something.
Employee #2: Does it smell like scent?
Employee #1: Yeah.
Employee #2: Don't worry, it was me and Kevin having a deodorant war.
Downtown Toronto
Canadia
Male boss: So, earlier I walked down the hall calling your name, looking for you, but my wife is the one that responded…
Coworker, jokingly: That's because our names sound so much alike.
Male boss: No, I think it's because when we have sex I like to pretend she's a man and I call out your name.
Coworker: That's the most fucked-up thing you've ever said to me.
Charleston, South Carolina
Female coworker: I can't help it–when he's around, I go all weak in the vagina.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: you should probably get that checked out…
Peon #1: He was basically using the frog as a Fleshlight.
Peon #2: What's a Fleshlight?
Allston, Massachusetts
Model #1: You've got goosebumps, baby!
Model #2: Is the door propped open? It's fucking freezing in here!
Model #3: Have some more wine. Drink yourself a blanket.
Gallery Opening
San Francisco, California
CSR, looking out of office window at noisy construction outside: Listen. It's the sound of machines becoming self-aware.
Manhattan, New York
Office worker: Well, I can't wait to diddle someone else…
East Hartford, Connecticut
BIG bigwig: I had a tunafish sandwich for lunch and all I can smell is tuna. Come here; smell me. Do I smell like tuna?
Smallwig: Nope. I know how you feel though. It just stays with you. Tuna definitely lingers.
Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: so hard not to giggle
