New mommy: So when's your baby due?
Pregnant lady: The doctor said I may have to have a c-section as my public bone isn't big enough for normal delivery.
Brentwood, Tennessee
New mommy: So when's your baby due?
Pregnant lady: The doctor said I may have to have a c-section as my public bone isn't big enough for normal delivery.
Brentwood, Tennessee
Rep #1: I hope we won't be bored today.
Rep #2: Don't worry, I brought things to entertain us.
Rep #1: Does that mean you are finally going to sleep with me today?
Sarasota, Florida
Overheard by: Scared of entertainment
Co-worker: Does anyone have a tissue?
Boss: I have a notepad.
1600 Technology Way
Latrobe, Pennsylvania
Co-Worker #1: You said if I was bored, I could go through the packing slips, right?
Co-Worker #2: Sure, go ahead.
Co-Worker #1: And you want me to get rid of the ones that are older than six months, right?
Co-Worker #2: Right.
Co-Worker #1: So throw them out?
Co-Worker #2: Yup.
Co-Worker #1: In the garbage?
Co-Worker #2: Uh-huh.
Co-Worker #1: Should I bring them out back to the recycling cans?
Co-Worker #2: You could put them in that recycling bin right under your desk if you wanted to take the time to sort them. We only recycle white paper.
Co-Worker #1: So should I put them in the dumpster out back?
Co-Worker #2: Really, throw them out in any garbage can you want. It. Doesn’t. Matter.
150 Batson Drive
Manchester, Connecticut
Telemarketing instructor #1, analyzing recorded call: Does heavy breathing count as “filler language”?
Telemarketing instructor #2: Not at this call center.
Boston, Massachusetts
Co-worker #1: Can I use the abbreviation RNA?
Co-worker #2: You mean, like the stuff in your blood?
Co-worker #3: What’s the abbreviation for “the customer’s a jerk”?
962 Coronado Boulevard
Universal City, Texas
I-banker: Why can’t we just donate money to hire people to do this work?
2615 W. 84th Place
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker to the whole office: Does anyone know where Arkansas is? It's on the West Coast, right?
Chicago, Illinois
Manager: This month's data looks solid, but can we use November's data?
Office guy: Well, November was like the transition, it's not crap like it was before but it's not as good as this new stuff…
Manager: So, November is like solidifying crap?
Office guy: Uh…sure?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Coworker #1: How's the new dog?
Coworker #2: It's a shitload of work. I haven't been out in weeks.
Coworker #1: Really? That sucks!
Coworker #2: I think my dog is turning me asexual.
Washington, DC
