40-something office worker: I couldn't get a hold of my husband this morning, he's in China, but he's not black or a rich nerdy white guy, so I know he's not getting any while he's there.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: eesh
40-something office worker: I couldn't get a hold of my husband this morning, he's in China, but he's not black or a rich nerdy white guy, so I know he's not getting any while he's there.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: eesh
Female coworker: Molly*, you look so cute! What did you do?
Molly*: Nothing…
Female coworker: Oh, it must be because you're not wearing your glasses.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Cute with or without glasses
Girl to coworker: I want to meet this handsome man… who likes to sleep with men in the forest.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Employee #1: So as the guy was doing my nails–
Employee #2: –Wait, you have a man do your nails?
Employee #1: Oh, it’s okay, he’s Asian.
John Adam Street
London, England
Overheard by: rubywoo
Employee: Why didn’t anyone tell your boss he’s wearing two shoes of different colors?
1 Centre Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: radiomaven
Married dude: The regular girl wasn’t there so they sent the cute one.
Happily-Married dude: Uh huh, the ugly one wasn’t there so you met with the cute one.
Married dude: I find her very attractive.
Happily-Married dude: You are married!
Married dude: But she’s paralyzed from the waist down.
Happily-Married dude: You’re married! So you are paralyzed from the waist down!
226 Fifth Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Dag
Girl: No! It was a regular chicken suit!
University of Missouri-Columbia
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Hop-15
Office girl #1: I'm just a lot more corporate and sophisticated than you guys are. I wore corporate stocks at that hedge fund in Greenwich.
Office girl #2: You mean stockings, right?
Office girl #1: Right. And I bought them in tweed, so I didn't look like a slut.
Manhattan, New York
Co-worker #1: Does the administrator know that her hair looks like that? She looks like a mental patient!
Co-worker #2: Yes! She did that on purpose, I mean she used bobby pins and hair spray.
Co-worker #1: Everyone is laughing at her. Should we tell her?
Co-worker #2: Don’t you dare! This is the best day of my life!
1024 N. Foster Drive
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Office lady to female coworker: I can't do anything about it because I'm not hung.
Tempe, Arizona
