Dispatch to driver on phone: Hey Pat, did you get your load off yet?
Paper Recycling Office
Westchester, New York
Dispatch to driver on phone: Hey Pat, did you get your load off yet?
Paper Recycling Office
Westchester, New York
Girl on cell: I had a deep conversation with my Indian today about parents, hopes and dreams. And then I yelled at him for screwing up one of the resumes I was working on.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Coworker on phone: I'm not married to anything on this team. We're just dating. I mean, there's definitely some heavy petting going on, but we are not going all the way. This client is not getting my v-card.
Seattle, Washington
Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.
Oldwick, New Jersey
Suit on cell: I touched my toes for the first time in ten years last Tuesday.
Los Angeles, California
Female manager on call: That thing is huge! Is it six inches?!
Lewiston, Maine
New office drama queen, on phone: Well see, I just found out my cousin has five different baby mamas. I don't feel bad about having two different baby daddies.
Seattle, Washington
Administrator, on phone: What? The internet's going to go down? Why don't you just suck all the oxygen out of the building?
Manhattan, New York
Pregnant employee on personal call: I tried to have an ultrasound done but it didn't work out. Nothing to do with the baby–it was my uterus. It's an asshole.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Gwen Styles
Teen on cell: Well, you know … She just has that certain “jism” that is so attractive.
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: You Mean Mojo
