Boss on phone: Where's your cheese? I got a stiff triscuit.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Brandon
Boss on phone: Where's your cheese? I got a stiff triscuit.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Brandon
Tech guy #1: Can I ask you for a favor?
Tech guy #2: No! The last time you asked, my ass hurt!
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
CSR: Is Mike there?
Man: Do you know what day it is?
CSR: What does that have to do with anything?
Man: Well it’s Sunday!
CSR: I know that! Can I talk to Mike?
Man: No it’s Sunday and he isn’t alive on Sunday because he’s a vampire!
375 Ghent Road
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: No Longer Employed
Coworker: Hey, does anyone have a dollar that I could borrow for an hour?
Houston, Texas
Worker #1: Can you sign Louise's birthday card?
Worker #2 (reading card): You know, “decapitated” is one of those words that never looks like it's spelled right.
Chevy Chase Building
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Xen
Cube-rat #1:(coughs loudly)
Cube-rat #2: Do you need CPR?
Cube-rat #1: No, I need these m&m bits out of my nostrils!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Biller: Um, you know maintenance guys are working in our bathrooms and there is a line of people waiting in the hallway bathroom? Could you, like, do something about it?
Receptionist: Uh, sure, I’ll get right on that for you.
Biller: I’ll just go back to my desk and pee in my trash can.
1200 Princess Anne Street
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Boss, grabbing a document of black and white printer: Who has the color version of this document? Every time I print it, it's in black and white.
Memphis, Tennessee
Metro driver: Please do not lean on the doors. If you lean on the doors they will break, and we will have to offload everyone from this train. And god knows we have had enough problems lately.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Rider
Coworker #1: Can you do me a favor?
Coworker #2: Depends. What is it?
Coworker #1: Can you use your vagina to get me a day off?
Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: Liz
