Quiet voice in stall, after long gaseous emission: Thank you, lord.
Melville, New York
Overheard by: dying inside
Quiet voice in stall, after long gaseous emission: Thank you, lord.
Melville, New York
Overheard by: dying inside
Coworker: I don't mind wearing my glasses. I just don't like to when it is raining or snowing or when I'm out at night… or when it's sunny outside.
Manhattan
Office manager: Empty your bucket full of love right here in the garbage can.
Manhattan, New York
Employee, yelling down the hall: Two months till table dancing.
Manhattan, New York
Chipper CSA: I'm showing you completely surrounded by the orange!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: They'll Never Take Me Alive!
Girl: Oh, I've really done it now!
Friend: What?
Girl: Don't worry, you'll smell it in a minute.
Manhattan, New York
Receptionist: There was so much sausage cooking I felt like I was taking a sausage bath.
Eye Doctor's Office
Manhattan, New York
Manager: Do you want to hear the rumors about layoffs and so on? Well, what I've been hearing is that things will be quiet for a while.
(flash of lightning followed by huge ominous boom of thunder)
Manager: No, I mean it!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Young female employee: Is the hole too big now?
Slightly older male employee: Um, I don't know… Here, can you pull it out?
Young female employee: Yeah… Oh, okay, now I think the hole is lined up.
Slightly older male employee: That's better, huh? Push it in.
Young female employee: Oh, wait… now it's moving a little bit.
Slightly older male employee: Yeah? That's better?
Young female employee: Do you want to push it in now against the wall?
Syracuse, New York
Coworker on phone: Okay, don't punch any prisoners in the face.
Fordham University
Manhattan, New York
