Lady VP: I left on good terms. Not necessarily with the people I worked with, but definitely the people I worked for.
4 Times Square
New York, NY
Lady VP: I left on good terms. Not necessarily with the people I worked with, but definitely the people I worked for.
4 Times Square
New York, NY
Employee #1: Yeah, I made out with girls when I was younger.
Employee #2: You did?
Employee #3: No way!
Boss: You know, that’s a Jewish thing.
Employee #2: What?
Boss: Yes, a lot of Jewish girls I know have fooled around with their girlfriends or are, you know, lesbians.
6 E. 32nd Street
New York, NY
Site
On Wednesday we will be launching OverheardInTheOffice.com. This will be the site for all the things you overhear over the cubicle walls at work, as well as the BS that people spout during meetings. Is your boss an a-hole? Does he “leverage” his idiocy “proactively” into hilarious quotes? Then send them to us here. We’d like as many submissions as possible before we go live, from all over the country (and the world)!
Banner
In addition, we need a new banner for the site. All you arty types: take our logo [gif | PSD] and run with it. We’ll use a bunch of the best ones, and we’ll give you credit and a link. E-mail us your work here (with “Overheard in the Office” in the subject line).
Suit: It was 6 hours of nonstop powerdrinking. My wife was at a Christmas party and asked me to pick her up, and I said, “Even I would not get behind the wheel now!”
350 Madison Ave.
New York, NY
Site
On Wednesday we will be launching OverheardInTheOffice.com. This will be the site for all the things you overhear over the cubicle walls at work, as well as the BS that people spout during meetings. Is your boss an a-hole? Does he “leverage” his idiocy “proactively” into hilarious quotes? Then send them to us here. We’d like as many submissions as possible before we go live, from all over the country (and the world)!
Banner
In addition, we need a new banner for the site. All you arty types: take our logo [gif | PSD] and run with it. We’ll use a bunch of the best ones, and we’ll give you credit and a link. E-mail us your work here (with “Overheard in the Office” in the subject line).
Paralegal #1: So I just heard from my officemate that you think your officemate has a huge piece.
Paralegal #2: I know he has a huge piece.
Paralegal #1: How could you possibly know, did he show you?
Paralegal #2: No.
Paralegal #1: Did his wife offer it up?
Paralegal #2: No…My ex-secretary was friends with a girl he used to date…and it is just known.
Paralegal #1: Mm-hmm.
Paralegal #2: Look. When you see him in the hall, say “Hey” and take a quick look down, you can totally tell.
200 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: GJG
Peon: But if we didn’t buy it from them, will they provide service?
Boss: It doesn’t matter. This is an integral part of our everyday operation. If we have to buy a service contract, we will. If we give them money, they will service us.
550 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Guy #1: I can’t believe he did that in public; did you see the way he was looking at her?
Guy #2: Yeah, and it wasn’t the first time either.
Guy #1: She can’t be any older than 15.
Guy #2: It’s sick, but you know what really creeps me out? He’s always wearing wrinkly shirts. You’d think the man has never heard of an iron…
Guy #1: You can do anything you want with that MD after your name, I guess.
Guy #2: Word.
275 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Justin Laman
Messenger: I hope that you and your tits have a nice weekend.
1430 Broadway
New York, NY
Officemate #1: I’m going to a scary restaurant tonight.
Officemate #2: Why is it scary? What kind of food do they serve?
Officemate #1: Grown-up food…I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little worried.
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY
Overheard by: Rick
