Intern, after belching: I’m trying to have style, class, and panache, but it’s just not working.
Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Intern, after belching: I’m trying to have style, class, and panache, but it’s just not working.
Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Coordination director to coworker who just asked complicated question: What? I'm eating carrots, so I can't hear. And something in the dressing is making me sweaty. Are you ready for our meeting?
Albany, New York
Overheard by: the equivalent of
Coworker to another: If faced with the possibility of vampire sex, I would definitely risk it.
Manhattan, New York
Cube rat #1: So I woke up on the train, and my panties were gone! They stole them shits! How ghetto is that?!
Cube rat #2: Fo’ real?
Cube rat #1: And they was the Victoria Secret ones!
530 5th Avenue
New York, New York
Executive, reading underling's shirt: “World's coolest dad” …your kids buy that for you?
Orchard Park, New York
Production manager: I'm sorry, but Brad Pitt in Fight Club? That was the best he looked–with those abs that you didn't even know existed.
Editor: Like that eight ab right above his genitals?
Boss: Unlike my penis canopy?
Editor: Which shields it from sunlight and keeps it dry in the rain.
Brewster, New York
Female coworker, as another is delivered flowers: Every time I see the flower delivery guy I hope it’s for me. I wish someone would send me something nice like that. Oh, well. I’ll just take a piece of chocolate from the candy dish.
Male coworker: That’s right, decrease your chances even further.
Route 110
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Drone
Workbee on cell: Woah, she clogged that toilet? That’s a new toilet! What’d she do, take a gorilla shit or something?!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Eileen
Mailroom worker: I know she in there ’cause I can smell her. Sweet and savory.
10 East 53rd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Pookiepie
Recruiter #1: The fax wouldn’t go through. I don’t understand it.
Recruiter #2: You left a staple in it.
Recruiter #1: So?
Admin: I think you’re setting yourself up to fail.
330 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
