Executive, reading underling's shirt: “World's coolest dad” …your kids buy that for you?
Orchard Park, New York
Executive, reading underling's shirt: “World's coolest dad” …your kids buy that for you?
Orchard Park, New York
Production manager: I'm sorry, but Brad Pitt in Fight Club? That was the best he looked–with those abs that you didn't even know existed.
Editor: Like that eight ab right above his genitals?
Boss: Unlike my penis canopy?
Editor: Which shields it from sunlight and keeps it dry in the rain.
Brewster, New York
Female coworker, as another is delivered flowers: Every time I see the flower delivery guy I hope it’s for me. I wish someone would send me something nice like that. Oh, well. I’ll just take a piece of chocolate from the candy dish.
Male coworker: That’s right, decrease your chances even further.
Route 110
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Drone
Workbee on cell: Woah, she clogged that toilet? That’s a new toilet! What’d she do, take a gorilla shit or something?!
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Eileen
Mailroom worker: I know she in there ’cause I can smell her. Sweet and savory.
10 East 53rd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Pookiepie
Recruiter #1: The fax wouldn’t go through. I don’t understand it.
Recruiter #2: You left a staple in it.
Recruiter #1: So?
Admin: I think you’re setting yourself up to fail.
330 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
Desktop chick: It’s colder now because the sun isn’t blowing.
2 Rector Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: Larry Flores
Receptionist #1: Well, it’s not like you need the money.
Receptionist #2: I could use it, though…
Receptionist #1: But it’s, like, life-threatening surgery.
Receptionist #2: It’s life-threatening? [Receptionist #1 answers phone.] It’s life-threatening?!
Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: cubiclelove
Doctor: Who is that?
Assistant: It’s Dr. Smith, he wants to know if you are going to the meeting.
Doctor: What, I can’t go to the bathroom first? Tell ’em I’m peeing.
York Ave
New York, New York
Overheard by: the other assistant
Suit: Let me introduce you to our crackhead intern…[Patrick].
51 West 52nd Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: E-nigmatic
