DBA: You’re going to have to be more explicit when you say what you don’t mean.
33rd floor, 1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Charliegator
DBA: You’re going to have to be more explicit when you say what you don’t mean.
33rd floor, 1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Charliegator
New girl to male employee: Teach me how to say something sexy in Spanish.
Male employee: Okay. Like what?
New girl: How about “put your dick in my mouth”?
Spa
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Can't Wait Till i Leave
Starbucks barista: You know why they are called “naked juices”?
20-something: Excuse me?
Starbucks barista: They sprinkle just a little bit of E in them… Next thing you know you're feeling up on yourself, then next thing you know you're naked.
20-something: Uhhh…
Starbucks barista: I'm high as balls right now, man.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: College Student
Editor #1: He said he had a big one.
Editor #2: Big what?
Editor #1: Brain!
12 West 27th Street
New York, NY
Male financial analyst: I’m having trouble counting to eighteen right now.
Wall Street
New York City, New York
Boss: We're going to have to stroke his penis.
Downtown Brooklyn
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Miss Blige
Intern, after belching: I’m trying to have style, class, and panache, but it’s just not working.
Broadway
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Sarah
Coordination director to coworker who just asked complicated question: What? I'm eating carrots, so I can't hear. And something in the dressing is making me sweaty. Are you ready for our meeting?
Albany, New York
Overheard by: the equivalent of
Coworker to another: If faced with the possibility of vampire sex, I would definitely risk it.
Manhattan, New York
Cube rat #1: So I woke up on the train, and my panties were gone! They stole them shits! How ghetto is that?!
Cube rat #2: Fo’ real?
Cube rat #1: And they was the Victoria Secret ones!
530 5th Avenue
New York, New York
