Flustered airline rep on PA: Passenger Blackcock, please come talk to a representative at gate 44. Passenger Blackcock, to gate 44 please.
Airport
Newark, New Jersey
Flustered airline rep on PA: Passenger Blackcock, please come talk to a representative at gate 44. Passenger Blackcock, to gate 44 please.
Airport
Newark, New Jersey
Nearby cubicle dweller: I can't believe my nephew only got a 10% on the science test! So if there were a hundred questions, it means he only got one right!
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Male suit #1: So, how's living at Gwen* going?
Male suit #2: You know, I love my sister. But I can't wait to have my own place again. I need to be king of my roast.
Ridgewood, New Jersey
Director: How was your vacation?
African American employee: It was good.
Director: You're so dark you can lay in the sun for two minutes, then hang at the Tiki bar all day.
Park Ridge, New Jersey
Overheard by: Lucy
Male office worker: Megan Fox is so hot in the Transformers movie…
Female office worker: Except for her thumb.
Male office worker: What?
Female office worker: Seriously, google “Megan Fox thumb.”
Male office worker, after googling it: Oh my god!
Female office worker: See?
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Max
Man, complaining in office: That's not my package. That package is only 1 pound. My package weighs 42 pounds!
Northern New Jersey
Overheard by: Ride that donkey
Maintenance worker: Word association– linoleum!
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Proprietor to employee: Can I grab you a minute?
Oakland, New Jersey
Job super: You know, Abby*'s got big tits but she can be really thick sometimes.
Carlstadt, New Jersey
Indian coworker: I'm not a racist, it's just a culture thing.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Lainey
