Female sales rep #1: It's just a huge banana. I can't stand them, they're too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs a little)
Female sales rep #1, annoyed: I said “bananas,” stop laughing! It's just that I'm used to smaller ones, those were just too big.
Female sales rep #2: (laughs harder)
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
IT guy to female CS manager: Well, I'll take care of you too while I'm back here taking care of Carol*.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker, heading to bathroom: I'll be back in about a half hour.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Sales manager: Can you drop a historical load with the initial dump?
Fairfield, New Jersey
Male employee: Just came over to check and see how cool it is over on this side.
Female employee #1: It gets warmer the further down the room you get.
Female employee #2: You can sit under my desk, it's really cool under there, you can just have a seat all day.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: b
Office drone to another: I learn something new from John every day. I forget what he said now, but I can repeat it right after he says it!
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Coworker: I love kids. Just not kids with problems.
Freehold, New Jersey
Overheard by: Robert
Cubicle rat #1: I don't understand how people drop babies.
Cubicle rat #2: What? Do you mean because they're awkward?
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, they're just so heavy. They are like a glass of water, you know?
Cubicle rat #2: What?!
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, I mean, unless it's like slippery or something.
Branchburg, New Jersey
Overheard by: So confused
Female worker: I think my computer has a virus.
Tech: Okay.
Female worker: I think it might be a worm. Or it might be a horse.
Tech: Okay.
Female worker: Or maybe a trojan.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Rob
Old lady on cell: Meryl*, why is your mind always in the fucking gutter?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
