Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.
Oldwick, New Jersey
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Female billing agent on cell: Girl, you should have seen me on Saturday I was sweatin, I had cake all in my hair… I. Was. A. Mess.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Colleague: He has trouble communicating. He can only say one word at a time.
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Overheard by: Exceptional Communicator
Female sales rep #1: You know the one where you bend over and get it right in the spinal cord?
Female sales rep #2: Yeah, I know… kinda surprising.
Female sales rep #1: I'm all bent over and he's like “don't move, I don't wanna put it in the wrong spot!”
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Old drone to another: Girl, I woke up to use the bathroom and I found some white-out on my face, it looked like I was snortin' something…
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Fattest guy in the office: I wish they had Diet Sprite in the cafeteria.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Consultant #1: I found out where he lives… He has an apartment.
Consultant #2: Maybe I should drop off his underwears.
Princeton, New Jersey
