Old lady #1: Tea bag? I can't get the teabag to work.
Old lady #2: Why not? It's not like you're bothering anyone.
Old lady #1: Well, I'd have to lay down and my face might get wet from the teabag.
Old lady #2: Yeah, you don't want teabag juice gettin' all over your face.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker #1: We need printing guidelines for clients.
Coworker #2: I don't care what they print on: Mylar, Duratran, paper-machete…
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Scared Employee
Company president: I'm going to take a dump… a special dump.
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Overheard by: Special Employee
Male assistant: Don't mind me, I'm just anal about this kind of thing.
Female attorney: No problem, anal is good, I like anal.
(long, silent pause)
Female attorney: Oh my god, please forget I just said that.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rhys
Female sales rep to group: I hated them because they were hard, but hers were always nice and soft.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Coworker on the phone: So let me get this straight. You have my money so you don't give a shit.
Oldwick, New Jersey
Colleague: I just ate a pen cap thinking it was a tootsie roll. Always look before putting stuff in your mouth.
Plainsboro, New Jersey
Overheard by: oh dear
Cube dweller: Come early. Bring cheesecake.
Pennington, New Jersey
Female billing agent on cell: Girl, you should have seen me on Saturday I was sweatin, I had cake all in my hair… I. Was. A. Mess.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Colleague: He has trouble communicating. He can only say one word at a time.
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Overheard by: Exceptional Communicator
