CPA: This pile here is a bunch of bad deals I made when I was taking drugs…
New Jersey
CPA: This pile here is a bunch of bad deals I made when I was taking drugs…
New Jersey
Office assistant #1: Lisa goes to lunch everyday at he same time. I wonder where she goes, I don't see how she affords to eat out on a daily basis, considering we don't get paid that much. I bring my lunch and eat at my desk because I just can't do it.
Office assistant #2: Uh-huh.
Office assistant #1: I just don't know where she goes.
Government Center
Charlotte, North Carolina
Quebecois co-worker: I’m not driving there. Do you have any idea how much fucking the gas costs?
Anglo co-worker: No, and I don’t think I want to find out.
9995 de Catania Avenue
Brossard, Quebec
Canadia
Boss to underling: Warren Buffet didn't get rich being a bitch.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Office negative Nelly: I don't know what I'm going to do. But the next time I get paid, I'm going to do something strange and weird with it.
Positive sidekick: Really? Strange and weird?
Office negative Nelly: Okay, maybe not weird, but definitely strange. There's a difference?
Chicago, Illinois
Customer: Why hasn't my money been deposited into my account today?
CSR: Well sir, it's Martin Luther King Day, so the banks are closed.
Customer: Oh, yeah! I forgot about that, homie!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: dropping some eaves
Teller #1: How am I over my cash limit? I just transferred you $30,000!
Teller #2: Did you put the transfer through right?
Teller #1: Yeah! I had $60,000. How am I still over my limit of $20,000?
Teller #2: You had $60,000.
Teller #1: Yes.
Teller #2: And you transferred me $30,000.
Teller #1: Uh huh.
Teller #2: What does that leave you with?
Teller #1: Oooooh…
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: They handle your money, people!
Coworker: Hey, does anyone have a dollar that I could borrow for an hour?
Houston, Texas
Sorority girl #1: I’m just worried we aren’t going to have enough money.
Sorority girl #2: No, we wrote a letter to Oprah.
Auburn, Alabama
Overheard by: frightened grad student
Student: I didn't take out a student loan.
Financial aid employee: So, where did you think the check for $2500 was from?
Student: Okay, I see where you are going with that.
Topeka, Kansas
Overheard by: Financial Aid Folks
