CSR #1: We’ve had problems like this all day.
CSR #2: Yeah, there’s something going on somewhere in Denmark.
28001 Napier Road
Wixom, Michigan
CSR #1: We’ve had problems like this all day.
CSR #2: Yeah, there’s something going on somewhere in Denmark.
28001 Napier Road
Wixom, Michigan
Receptionist: I’m sorry ma’am, but that offer expired over a month ago — we can’t honor it.
Biotech: Oh, I’m sorry, but when you’ve got a real job, it’s hard to get out sometimes.
Receptionist: Hmmm… Well, when you work two jobs and go to college full-time, sometimes it’s hard to put up with idiots.
Rivertown Parkway
Grandville, Michigan
Overheard by: Megan
Worker bee, discussing his 75-year-old uncle’s brain injuries: I don’t want him to be a vegetarian for the rest of his life!
Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: worker bea
Postal clerk: Is there anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous in this?
Man: Nope, just condoms. Care package for my daughter.
Post office
Jenison, Michigan
Overheard by: On High Alert
Secretary on phone: I don’t feel well…I don’t have to poop…I’m not going to throw up either.
3900 Bay City Road
Midland, Michigan
Gas station attendant: Yeah, but that was before. Now she just looks like a Mexican.
Cutlerville, Michigan
Petite art librarian: Penis it is! That's what it is, that's what we're supposed to use, according to the library of congress.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Worker bee: The easier pencils are to find, the easier they are to steal.
Plymouth, Michigan
Overheard by: Tim
