Blonde: But do they even make half-pennies anymore?
Plymouth, Michigan
Postal clerk: Is there anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous in this?
Man: Nope, just condoms. Care package for my daughter.
Post office
Jenison, Michigan
Overheard by: On High Alert
Secretary on phone: I don’t feel well…I don’t have to poop…I’m not going to throw up either.
3900 Bay City Road
Midland, Michigan
Gas station attendant: Yeah, but that was before. Now she just looks like a Mexican.
Cutlerville, Michigan
Petite art librarian: Penis it is! That's what it is, that's what we're supposed to use, according to the library of congress.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Worker bee: The easier pencils are to find, the easier they are to steal.
Plymouth, Michigan
Overheard by: Tim
(two bosses are arguing)
Coworker #1: They are going to kill each other.
Coworker #2: Good, then we don't have to be bothered with them anymore.
School of Dentistry
University of Michigan
Overheard by: I love my job, I love my job, I love my job
Cube dweller: I think you just need to eat more monkey…
731 Fairfield Court
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: it actually made sense at the time
Secretary on phone to other secretary: Yeah, I know, like he wants us to go out and pull people off the street to get them in here… What the fuck? (pause) Oh, the hooker who works at the corner by the station is still alive, I saw her the other day, some dude dropped her off out front, she got out wiping her mouth, ewwww, it was totally nasty! But she's still alive!
Lincoln Park, Michigan
