… Or the Government Wouldn’t Put Mind-Control Chemicals in Our Water

Cheerleader: What’s that muscle called? My ‘gunna’?
Coach: What? Your gunna? What are you talking about?
Cheerleader, pointing to her groin: My gunna, it hurts.
Coach: You mean your groin?
Cheerleader: Yeah, my gunna hurts.
Coach: Jesus.

610 W 4th Street
Buchanan, Michigan

Overheard by: and this is my future?

Posted on January 19, 2015
General Idiocy, Michigan, Students

2PM Cover Shoot

Photographer: You can’t just leave and not tell anyone. You guys left and no one was here to help.
First assistant: Look, I’m sick of you bitching at me about this petty bullshit. Don’t talk to me unless you’ve got something important to say.
Second assistant: Mom and Dad are fighting again.

2616 Industrial Row Road
Troy, Michigan

Posted on January 17, 2015
Designers and Photographers, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Receptionists, Violence

Would You Like Some Ethnic Slurs With That?

Angry suit on cell: Get me the money or I take your ass to court. I’ll take your ass to court.
Barista: Ummm… sir? Can I get you something to drink?
Angry suit on cell: Yes, I’d like a triple mocha. [To cell.] I mean it. I’ll sue your ass, you greedy, lying Italian bastard.
Barista: Sir, would you like whipped cream on your mocha?
Angry suit on cell: Like hell you’ll get me the money by June. You were supposed to give it to me back in September. [To barista.] Extra whipped cream, thanks.

W Washington St
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on January 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Customers, Default, Employees, Insults, Meals and Snacks, Michigan, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Wishes

That’s Really Up to Her

Lady: …and I told [Jeff] that I had really expected at least six inches last night.

1600 Oakley Park Road
Walled Lake, Michigan

Posted on January 14, 2015
Friends, Gossip, Michigan, Sexuality