Ghetto-fabulous: Hello. Somebody cookin' somethin over here that stank. Trick-or-treat!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Ghetto-fabulous: Hello. Somebody cookin' somethin over here that stank. Trick-or-treat!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Regular office guy: Anyone want to go get coffee?
Hot office girl: No, I have a dentist appointment I have to leave for in a few minutes.
Regular office guy: Well, that sucks.
Hot office girl: No, my mouth sucks! (pause) Wait…
Bellevue, Washington
Office girl #1: Did you see Taco Bell has shrimp tacos?!
Office girl #2: Sounds gross!
Office girl #3: I like fish tacos…
Office girl #1: Yeah, you do!
Merrillville, Indiana
Overheard by: Consuela
Researcher, trying to get the documents he sent to the printer: Hey, what's taking so long with the printer?
Assistant: Oh, it's calibrating, it'll be awhile. Why don't you just have some cake?
Venice, Florida
Student worker: Man, my mouth is really dry.
Secretary: Why?
Student worker: Because I just ate some raw nuts.
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Listening Secretary
Coworker, eating prosciutto: I've gone from salty chips to salty meat.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Juan Samuel
Coworker on phone, complaining: Oh, no! It's my chocolate friend again!
Schaumburg, Illinois
Overheard by: nextcube
Coworker #1 to husband who dropped off lunch: What is on your shirt?
Husband: I spilled Coke.
Coworker #1: Do you want me to suck it?
St. George, Utah
Overheard by: Charlie
Boss: Don, I'm going to the restroom. Gonna grab some coffee and we'll just do it, okay?
Seattle, Washington
Supervisor: What are you eating?
Office minion: It's a Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme chocolate bar.
Supervisor: That looks gross! It's all black and white.
Office minion: Are you kidding? It's racial harmony in a bar.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Meha
