Coworker #1, eating lunch: What have you got there? Steak?
Coworker #2: No, it's lamb.
Coworker #1: What's the difference?
Coworker #2: It comes from a lamb.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Coworker #1, eating lunch: What have you got there? Steak?
Coworker #2: No, it's lamb.
Coworker #1: What's the difference?
Coworker #2: It comes from a lamb.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Boss: Hey everyone! It’s the annual popcorn tin.
Employee: Ooh! I love popcorn tins.
Boss: Yeah, but you’re lookin’ a little fat, so we’re gonna keep it away from you.
175 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Peter H
Coworker on phone: Well, we just have to have choices because he is a vegetarian. (pause) Yeah, milk is okay, it's dairy, just no turkey or ham. (pause) Sure, eggs are fine, that's dairy. (pause) Well, I mean, it's fine, it hasn't been born yet!
Charlotte, North Carolina
Man: So what’s that building over there?
Tour guide: That’s the Wrigley Building.
Man: So what does Wrigley do?
Tour guide: They make gum.
Man: Gum? Really? What kind of gum?
Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
9 to 5-er: I love orange juice! It’s like eating an orange, and I like oranges!
El Toro Road
Laguna Hills, California
Overheard by: I like oranges, too
IT guy: You know why sardines are so good? Because their bones are young and soft.
Mesquite, Nevada
Office Manager: Are the purple ones grape?
Bored Admin: No, they’re not
Office Manager: Are they sugar-free?
Bored Admin: Ah, no, they’re not.
Office Manager: They look eastery!
111 Huntington Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Peon #1: All those Luxury Wafers are broken.
Peon #2: How do you know?
Peon #1: I hand-checked them all. And licked them too. You can never be too careful.
Hall of Justice
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: no office snacks for me
New guy: It felt really weird when I put it in my mouth, and I don't know… I didn't like it.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The WC
Cube mate #1 to cube mate #2: What did we eat? I just crapped an Ewok!
Savannah, Georgia
