Manager: So there was this one time I spent $600 on snack foods.
Clerk #1: What?
Manager: Yeah, my friend and I went to the grocery store and bought a ton of food, but we also decided to bring along his cat in a backpack, and then we let him out in the store because we figured he was old and wouldn't escape…but he did. We lost him in the store, and then we left.
Clerk #2: You just left the cat behind?!
Manager: There's no stopping the Frito Bandito.
Maine Mall
Portland, Maine
Girl #1: Did somebody fart?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh wait, never mind, that's just somebody's food.
New York City, New York
Moderately surprised office person: Huh? A fly just flew up my nose!
Barely interested office person: Is that right?
Moderately surprised office person: Yeah! It was buzzing around and went right in my nose!
Barely interested office person: That must have been surprising.
Moderately surprised office person: It was!
Barely interested office person: I have some dead flies in some vinegar over here.
Melville, New York
Overheard by: Just buzzing
Male CSR: I want a big meaty Italian.
San Diego, California
Office lady, staring at box of muffins: Evil, evil, evil.
St. Louis, Missouri
Cube girl #1: I keep smelling food.
Cube girl #2: Maybe you’re having a stroke.
Cube girl #1: Nooooo!
Viking Drive
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nicole
Large GSR #1: That food stinks!
Larger GSR #2: I know, I can smell it with my mouth!
Charleston, South Carolina
Coworker #1: Oh, God, Cheetos. I love that Cheetos dust that gets on your fingers.
Coworker #2: Yeah, me, too. I wish they sold just that. I'd buy it and put it on baked potatoes.
Coworker #1: I'd buy it and put it on my wife.
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Mu
Worker bee #1: You're too skinny!
Worker bee #2: It's not my fault. I try to eat crap!
San Rafael, California
Female coworker, making noise as she trips and stumbles out of cubicle: Sorry, I was trying to get out from behind my desk, but I had this juicy thing running down my leg.
Adirondacks, New York
