Even at a Picnic You Try to Micromanage Me

Manager giving out hot dogs at company picnic: Why don't you pry open your buns there so I can slide my meat in?

Milton Mall
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: amused worker

Posted on May 10, 2016
Body Parts, Bosses, Canadia, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

And Thailand Laughed So Hard a Roll Came Out

Coworker #1: So, what is a Thai roll?
Coworker #2: Well, Thailand is a country…
Coworker #3, laughing: Oops, I just farted…I laughed so hard a fart came out.

Bethpage, New York

Overheard by: Gette

Posted on April 21, 2016
Coworkers, Geography & History, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, Questions, Weirdness

Fat Gene Linked to Responsibility– More Details to Follow

Female CSR #1: Did you get a brownie?
Slightly-larger female CSR: No, I can’t leave my desk and work to get a brownie. That would be brushing off my duties.
Female CSR #1: Well, I’m not a fat person. I wouldn’t know.

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on April 19, 2016
Customer Service, Diet & Weight, Insults, Meals and Snacks, New Jersey, Questions

What Have You Been Doing to Your Nose?

Sales guy: Does anyone else smell hot dogs and sauerkraut?
Sales chick: Ummm… There’s doughnuts in the conference room.
Sales guy: I bet that’s it!

8220 England Street
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on April 2, 2016
Dumb Employees, Meals and Snacks, North Carolina

For the Same Reason I Don't Bake Where I Make

IT to coworker: No, I am not taking my muffin into the bathroom!

Carbondale, Illinois

Posted on March 17, 2016
Coworkers, Gripes, Illinois, Meals and Snacks, Weirdness

…In the Confessional

Leader of conference call: Sorry, please forgive me as I shove something with protein in my mouth…
Coworker, off the call: That's what she said!

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 14, 2016
Body Parts, Bosses, Comebacks, Coworkers, Georgia, Meals and Snacks, Sexuality

Does He Go to the Bikini Car Wash and Interrupt Her Work?

Supervisor: I need your traveler in the system by 2.
Employee: Okay, I'll get on that after lunch.
Supervisor: Sounds good. (notices ass pressed up against window) And tell Nick his friend isn't allowed to bring him lunch anymore.

Rio Rancho, New Mexico

Posted on March 9, 2016
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Meals and Snacks, New Mexico, Offers and requests, Office Politics

I Blame Those Girls from Jersey Shore

Boss: There is chocolate over here. Someone brought in chocolate.
Underling: What? What kind? From where?
Boss: It's Perugina, from Italy, my favorite.
Underling: Oh, no thanks. I don't eat anything that ends in -gina.

Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on March 2, 2016
Bosses and Underlings, Maryland, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Don’t Even Get Them Started on Sippy Cups

Suit #1: What was that?
Suit #2: What?
Suit #1: You just hid something when I came up.
Suit #2: It was my juice box, because it’s… You know…
Suit #1: What? There’s nothing wrong with drinking juice from a box. I love juice boxes.
Assistant, walking up: What are you guys talking about?
Both suits, in unison: Nothing.

Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: Cube Guru

Posted on February 14, 2016
Arizona, Meals and Snacks, Suits

God, I Hope Not

Girl #1, eating lunch: You are what you eat.
Girl #2: Are you calling me a prick?

Boca Raton, Florida

Posted on February 8, 2016
Body Parts, Employees, Florida, Meals and Snacks, Names, Questions, Sexuality

Meals and Snacks