Fat Gene Linked to Responsibility– More Details to Follow

Female CSR #1: Did you get a brownie?
Slightly-larger female CSR: No, I can’t leave my desk and work to get a brownie. That would be brushing off my duties.
Female CSR #1: Well, I’m not a fat person. I wouldn’t know.

473 Ridge Road
Dayton, New Jersey

Overheard by: office peon