Programmer: Cause of death… Amazing coding!
University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland
Programmer: Cause of death… Amazing coding!
University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland
Professor #1: I need some furniture for my new house, but everything here is so weird and expensive.
Professor #2: You should go up to Pennsylvania. The Amish hand-make very nice furniture, and it’s not that bad price-wise.
Professor #1: The Amish… okay. Do they deliver?
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Customer: Do you have a circular for this week?
Cashier: Uh, no. We don’t have those.
Customer: You don’t have a flyer advertising your weekly specials?
Cashier: Oh, you mean this?
Customer: Yeah! The circular. What I said.
Cashier: Ma’am, this is not a circular. This is a rectangle.
Target
Waldorf, Maryland
Overheard by: SeeNoSpeakNo
Registrant for conference to receptionist: This says we should list food allergies. I listed horses.
Severna Park, Maryland
Assistant: Yeah, sorry, I don't know how that happened. It's probably because I drink at work.
Baltimore, Maryland
Female office executive #1: It's just been one of those days, ya know?
Female office executive #2: Trust me, I know what you mean.
Female office executive #3: Like one of those “panties on backwards” kinda days?
Sparks, Maryland
Coworker on phone: Well, this dinosaur works better than your new Mercedes!
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Biology professor: You can’t just come up with your own hypotheses!
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Sales manager, to himself in fake southern accent: Ah don't drink to drink! Ah drink t'git drunk!
Baltimore, Maryland
Loud old woman #1: Did you hear about that huge fight that took place over the weekend where that teenager got killed?
Loud old woman #2: That’s why people should beat their children! Then this wouldn’t happen!
3430 Courthouse Drive
Ellicott City, Maryland
