Registrant for conference to receptionist: This says we should list food allergies. I listed horses.
Severna Park, Maryland
Registrant for conference to receptionist: This says we should list food allergies. I listed horses.
Severna Park, Maryland
Assistant: Yeah, sorry, I don't know how that happened. It's probably because I drink at work.
Baltimore, Maryland
Female office executive #1: It's just been one of those days, ya know?
Female office executive #2: Trust me, I know what you mean.
Female office executive #3: Like one of those “panties on backwards” kinda days?
Sparks, Maryland
Coworker on phone: Well, this dinosaur works better than your new Mercedes!
Owings Mills, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Biology professor: You can’t just come up with your own hypotheses!
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Sales manager, to himself in fake southern accent: Ah don't drink to drink! Ah drink t'git drunk!
Baltimore, Maryland
Loud old woman #1: Did you hear about that huge fight that took place over the weekend where that teenager got killed?
Loud old woman #2: That’s why people should beat their children! Then this wouldn’t happen!
3430 Courthouse Drive
Ellicott City, Maryland
Worker: Lemon cod, please. With pasta and–
Server: Pasta’s an entree. Not a side.
Worker: Oh, I didn’t see it on the entree sign.
Server: That’s because it’s a side.
9000 Wisconsin Avenue
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Barb
Employee: I got pulled over for speeding last week, but somehow I got out of the ticket. What is the best way to do that, really?
Boss who’s an ex-cop: I once had a guy tell me he had a cucumber shoved up his ass, so I took him to the hospital and found out it was true.
Employee: Did you give him the ticket?
Boss who’s an ex-cop: Hell no.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: I’ll take the ticket, thanks
Boss: I really want us to go the whole 11 yards on this.
Employees: [Silence.]Boss: Oh, sorry! Twelve. We need to go the whole 12 yards.
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
